STATUS ARMED·POSITION SHORT COIN·FUNDING ·$MOAS BURNED ·UPDATED —— UTC·BLOCK RPC —·MISSION CONTROL ↗
MOAS — The Mother of All Shorts · Robinhood Chain ·

Fuck Brian Armstrong.
We're sending $COIN to zero.

$MOAS · The Mother of All Shorts — a treasury that runs a real, public short on Coinbase (NASDAQ: COIN), live on Lighter.

Every treasury on this chain goes long. We took the other side — the first ReserveFi coin that goes short, verifiable line by line. Proof-of-short, not proof-of-reserve.

RatingSTRONG SHORT
Price target$0.00
TargetNASDAQ: COIN
Buy $MOAS View the Short Book
Chain Robinhood Launch Pons · fair Venue Lighter — backed by Robinhood Split 60 / 30 / 10
Total COIN shortedUSD notional · read from Lighter
Unrealized P&Lshort green = COIN down
$MOAS burnedcumulative · on-chain
War chestUSDC collateral · Lighter
Desk wallet live position on Lighter · at launch HOLDERS real reads only — dashes until the desk is live
MOAS DESK · SHORT BOOK COIN-PERP · LIGHTER SYNCED · RPC — — UTC ARMED
COIN / USD the position we're short ILLUSTRATIVE
Down and to the right is the base case. Chart is illustrative until the desk is live — never fabricated.
Open position
position opens at launch · T-MINUS —
PositionSHORT COIN
Entry
Markas of —
Size · notional
Funding
Unrealized P&Lshort green = COIN down
War chest
backs the margin
verify · at launch
$MOAS burned
on-chain
verify · at launch
Source
Lighter + RH-Chain reads
Real reads only — dashes until the desk is live, never fiction. Wallet · size · entry · mark · funding · P&L — every line sourced. Proof ↓
01 — Thesis

One idea, held with maximum conviction.

Three parts.

1 / 3The setup

Every coin on this chain is long.

The entire ReserveFi meta buys a stock or a bar of gold and calls it a floor. One trade. One direction. Nobody on the other side.

A crowded trade with no hedge — source: the entire chain.
2 / 3The trade

So we short the exchange. For real.

The treasury runs a standing short on COIN — opened by hand on Lighter from one public desk wallet. Size, entry, mark, funding, unrealized P&L: all on the record. "Trust us" is not the model.

Proof-of-short, not proof-of-reserve · desk wallet published at launch.
3 / 3The punchline

Robinhood versus Coinbase, all the way down.

A coin that shorts Coinbase — on Lighter, the perp venue backed by Robinhood — launched on Robinhood's own chain. The rivalry is the architecture.

Venue: Lighter (Robinhood-backed) · target: COIN · PT $0.00.
02 — Mechanism

A contract moves the money.
A human runs the trade.

Everything in between is visible.

"Proof-of-short, not proof-of-reserve."

You cannot short a real stock from a smart contract — anyone selling an “automated on-chain COIN short” is selling fiction. Here the money is trustless: fees, vault, split, burn, enforced by contract. The one thing code can't do is done by hand — in public. Honest beats automated-and-fake.

01 · Fees

Every trade pays the bear

$MOAS fair-launches into a locked pool on Pons. Every buy and sell throws off creator fees — in WETH and MOAS.

02 · Vault

Fees hit the Short Book vault

An on-chain vault splits every batch: SHORT 60% funds the desk · BURN 30% buys back and burns $MOAS · OPS 10% covers keeper & infrastructure. MOAS collected as fees is burned outright.

03 · Desk

The short is opened on Lighter

One published desk wallet runs a live COIN short on Lighter — the perp DEX backed by Robinhood. Discretionary on purpose: low leverage, a kill-switch, sized into strength and out of weakness. A bot gets liquidated on a wick; a desk survives it.

04 · Proof

The position is public

Wallet, size, entry, mark, funding, unrealized P&L — all readable, on-chain or on Lighter. Transparency replaces trust: you watch the actual position, not a black box. If the short is off, the Short Book says so.

05 · Compound

Green cycles back in

When COIN bleeds, the short prints. Realized gains top up margin and buy back & burn more $MOAS — the supply shrinks fastest exactly when the thesis works.

03 — Proof

We stopped saying "verifiable."
Here — hold the chain.

Every claim on this page maps to a source you can open yourself. Until launch, each line shows its honest state; real values and links land the moment the desk goes live.

War chest
ShortBookVault balance · RH-Chain eth_call · funds the margin
verify · at launch
The short
ARMED
COIN-PERP position · read live from Lighter · size, entry, mark, funding
verify · at launch
$MOAS burned
totalMoasBurned · on-chain counter · buyback & burn, every batch
verify · at launch
Fees collected
Creator-fee redirect · Pons locker → vault · split 60 / 30 / 10 by contract
verify · at launch
Wallet ownership
signed at launch
Plain-English attestation, signed by the desk wallet · see the panel below
verify ↓
LP lock
locked at launch
V3 pool locked in the Pons locker · no rug lever · lock receipt public
verify · at launch
Desk ownership — signed message
"MOAS DESK operates the COIN short from this wallet."
Signerpublished at launch
Signaturepublished at launch
verify signature — the desk wallet signs the message above at launch; recover the signer in any EVM signature checker and it must equal the published desk wallet. Never trust a wallet that won't sign.
Last verified —:—:— UTC verify all · at launch
Down is up.
Volume fees war chest bigger short + more $MOAS burned smaller supply
The only token that gets scarcer every time Coinbase bleeds.
04 — Tokenomics

Boring on purpose. The only exotic thing here is the direction.

Ticker$MOAS
ChainRobinhood Chain · 4663
LaunchPons · fair launch1
Supply1,000,000,000
LiquidityLocked V3 pool2
Tax0% / 0%
Creator fees→ Short Book vault3
1 — No presale, no team allocation beyond a disclosed dev buy.
2 — LP locked in the Pons locker; no rug lever.
3 — All creator fees redirected on-chain to the vault.
Fee split — enforced by contract, every batch
SHORT 60%
BURN 30%
OPS 10%
Short — funds the desk wallet on Lighter Burn — buys $MOAS off the market and burns it · supply only shrinks Ops — keeper & infrastructure

The split is enforced by contract. The short is run by a human — because you cannot short Coinbase from a smart contract, and we would rather be honest than automated-and-fake.

The holder's side

$MOAS is a bet on two things that both burn supply: its own volume, and Coinbase falling. 30% of every fee batch buys $MOAS off the market and burns it — and when COIN falls, the short's realized gains cycle into more buyback & burn, so the deflation accelerates exactly when the thesis works. Each burn leaves every remaining token a larger share of a smaller supply. A mechanism, not a promise — nothing here yields, and the short can lose. The counter is on-chain: watch the burn ↗

05 — Desk log

Position changes, on the record.

The feed goes live at launch — adds, trims and thesis updates, dispatched and date-stamped in UTC.

Take the other side.

The chain is long. The bear is public. The wallet is yours to watch.

CA · published at launch